1. You can quote Juno, and the quotes actually apply to you. (And you become known as Fertile Mertle)
2. I don’t have to worry about the whole ‘pregnant or fat’ dilemna. If people even suspect you’re under 20 and pregnant, they will stare and ask questions.
3. Your friends don’t know all the pregnancy terminology, and yet you still understand exactly what they’re saying.
4. Friends don’t have ‘horror birth stories’ to frighten you with. No I DON’T want to hear how you ripped in two from front to back. I did NOT sign up for this. I don’t have any friends particularly eager to tell me about their ruined privates, thankfully.
5. According to Tumblr, we get to do fun stuff like this –